8:00 PM, Dallas, Texas summer night, 1998. I am at a high-dollar strip club talking to a tall blonde in a white bikini.
“Hey, How much money did you withdraw from the ATM”
“Why?”
“My dance depends on that”
“OK”
“Lap dance $80, and this $300, we could”
“No, only the dance”
“Why not?”
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