Shaq: My man. What’s cookin?
Kush: Brother, LSU smoked Duke. Baby Shaq, Davis took where you couldn’t.
Shaq: B’cause you never helped with that damn Calculus homework.
Kush: You know what Davis has been saying, “Shaq is going to live forever, I can't live forever being Baby Shaq. I want to be my own guy."
Inspiration: Sepia Mutiny