Will you have my girlfriend?

At Delhi airport on my way back to US of A, an Australian bloke was chatting with a lady. At some point, I also joined in the conversation. He was quite an animated fella and seemed to have loved India. He was in India for a month.

Somewhere in the conversation, he told us that a rickshawallah in Delhi offered him his girlfriend. The rickshawallah was married but also had a mistress.

I forgot to ask whether it was a manual or scooter rickshawallah. I guess details like that do not matter for a story like this.

I asked, "That is a fairly complicated offer. Did he convey all this to you in English?"

The Aussie answered, "Oh, Yes. If you know English in India, you can charge double for everything from tourists."